50 places I have found Cheerios
Here is an extensive list of all the places I have found Cheerios: A variety of shoes More than a few diapers In my pockets The dryer The pantry The refrigerator Inside the detergent compartment of the dishwasher Inside an envelope at the Oscars Toy box My lunch box The sandbox Pandora’s box The box […]
So You’re in a Rush?
It’s 8:30 in the morning and you have a doctor’s appointment for your 3 year old at 10am. Plenty of enough time to get ready and be there on time, right? Nope. Because you have a 3 year old. Their understanding of time is like your understanding of quantum physics. They don’t care where you […]
Oh, no!
If my kid could trademark a phrase, it would be “oh, no!” It’s his “you got it, dude,” his “book ‘em, Danno,” his “did I do that?” I understand he got it from somewhere, that he must have heard me say it and repeated it from there, but it has become a cycle that feeds […]
Temper Tantrums: Why My 3yo Scares the Hell Out of Me
What a beautiful day it is! You think, “Maybe I should pack up a picnic, put my daughter’s bike in the back of the truck and bring her to the park for a day filled with fun!” I see your very optimistic. But don’t forget, you have a 3yo whose trigger for going off could […]
A Day at Work as a Mom
7:30am – I hear stirring over the monitor which is my cue to start my day. Do I have time to take a shower? No. I hear my bosses calling for me to come to their offices. I arrive and help both bosses change into their work attire. 7:55am – Bring them both their breakfast […]
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THE MOMS
Dara and Emily are two stay-at-home moms living in North Carolina who survive the everyday chaos of parenting by handling it with humor and lots of wine. I mean so much wine. Really.
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Just spent 5 minutes using makeup wipes and a rag trying to scrub red marker off of my 5yo's face only to find out it was a scrape.
*My 8yo looking at her kindergarten yearbook*
"Ugh, look how young I looked. I feel so old. I need to sit down."
Did you know that you can bring a carseat to the fire department and ask firemen for help moving or installing it?
Did you also know, it's considered inappropriate to set up a chair in the shade, sip wine and watch hot firemen installing that same car seat?
5yo: "If you die I'd be so sad bc Daddy doesn't buy us the good snacks."